strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i’m at a concert thingy and the bands don’t start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i’m pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao

one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs

it’s extremely not good to listen to

an-eccentric-devil:

I think more people need to learn the phrase “I don’t know enough about that to have a strong opinion” its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

petitworld:

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kaijuno:

Wait this is funny

munchymunchkin:

kawaiibabeshop:

🌸 Kawaii Shop 🌸

kawaiibabeshop:

🌸 Kawaii Shop 🌸

neckkiss:

IT’S BROKEN.

jackmeister:

This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now